In honour of the most recent UKIP coverage the following joke:
David Cameron and Nigel Farage are on the terrace of the House of Commons having a drink, it's sunny but gusty and the wind blows David's hat off his head and in to the river.
"Don't worry David," says Nigel, "I'll get it!" and he jumps over the wall and in to the river.
However, there is no splash. David peers over the wall and to his surprise sees Nigel walking on water. Nigel strolls across the surface of the Thames picks up David's hat and takes it back to him in front of the entire House of Commons press lobby.
The next day the headlines read: "Nigel Farage Can't Swim!"
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